hello fellow patriots, we’ve decided to do the big girl thing this week and make a like change in our country or whatever (memorial day got us acting up). this episode of the poddy we talk about our first executive orders as future presidents after preparing for our inaugural speech with some vocal warm ups, finish the detroit v chicago pizza debate once and for all, plan the wawst prom (did someone say, mimosa bar?), orgasm over gourmet hot dogs, and get existential over goofy’s ethnic roots. one listen is one vote for our campaign!

ps - we’re in need of hot goss! this next couch confessions theme is: what is the worst thing your boss (past or present) has ever said or done? text, email, dm or pigeon carry us your story via written format or audio message with your preferred screen name (we love an anon) to whyarewestilltalking@substack.com